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Saturday, February 4, 2012:
A diet is a wonderful way to overcome your desire for good flavor.
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"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
- Dick Clark
- Dick Clark
Think of your own faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and of the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.
- Proverb, Chinese
- Proverb, Chinese
Dostoevsky's father was murdered by his own serfs, who poured vodka down his throat until he drowned in it.
- Quite Interesting Fact
- Quite Interesting Fact
| joke [johk] -noun | |
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something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him..
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| day [dey] -noun | |
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the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset: Since there was no artificial illumination, all activities had to be carried on during the day.
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